Hello children, take a listen, I have a story I'd like to share
About a mistress with ocean eyes, and a screaming stare.
She is silent, she's outspoken.
She is neat, she is a mess.
She is loving, she is evil.
She's got a recipe for success.
But her failure, it is looming,
With an element of disguise.
She is waiting for you to run toward the trap,
She preys your demise.
She will eat your soul in just one blow,
With her comforting eyes, make you weak at the knees.
Her mind is sharp as razor blades,
She'll kill your self esteem.
Watch her, children, for she hunts.
You're the easiest prey,
Keep your innocence as long as possible.
Mother Teeange is your enemy,
Continue young, stay away.